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redwoodalchan ([personal profile] redwoodalchan) wrote2013-07-01 08:53 pm
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I think the people who do the Breaking Dawn sporkings at Das_Sporking are losing it.

I finally got around to reading their last two entries...and they've sunk to the level of outright telling you how to interpret the characters! Seriously, they openly admitted that they are actively trying to make you hate Alice and Renesmee!

Like, okay, fine, if you don't like Alice or Renesmee, that's your prerogative. It's not like it's news to me that they're terrible characters. But don't insult your readers by telling them that they have to hate them too, or worse, hate them for the EXACT SAME REASONS YOU DO! Because when it comes to discussions of media or...anything really, there are few things I hate more than feeling like someone's telling me what to think.

And yes, I get that internet commentary kind-of is telling you what to think most of the time, but not in so many words--much of it at least tries to back up the points it makes with solid examples and ultimately lets you make the call as to whether you agree with it or not. At any rate, there's a pretty pronounced difference between "This thing here sucks and here's why" and "You should feel the exact same way about this that I do because I am Always Right." It's an attitude that I don't take from Suethors and hack writers, and I don't take it from the people who snark at Suethors and hack writers either.
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[personal profile] shamanicshaymin 2013-07-02 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't read a whole lot of Zelda Queen's sporking, but I'm following her "How I Became Yours" review, and I like how she gets straight to the point rather than raging on a single thing for pages and pages.

I'd say the same at Das Sporking, except... well, all the comments seem to agree with the BD Sporking, and I have no interest in getting dogpiled by a few dozen people yelling that I surely must be a sociopath to not utterly hate these characters or whatever. :\ Echo chambers are excruciating.

Don't worry. We'll be sociopaths together. :P
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[personal profile] guardians_song 2013-07-02 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's Zelda Queen's sporking. Notice that, amongst other things, the chapters only take one post each to spork (except for Waiting For The Damn Fight To Start Already, which was in two parts because Zelda Queen was taking a break after ranting about imprinting). :\

"Don't worry. We'll be sociopaths together. :P"
Das Sporking Damn Sociopaths, unite! :D